He did it again! My people left me alone again, not once but twice! First for a long while, then later for not so long a while. He came back the first time with some food, but didn't bring anything the second time. Penny was here again...I guess she takes my people in her friggintruck when he needs to do things he can't do by himself. Penny stayed for a little while after the first time they left, and they fiddled around for awhile in the area where food comes from...the kitchen. I love the kitchen! Then they got the other cat and put some stinky stuff in her ears...I could smell it even though I was asleep under the couch thing. Kara growled and got upset because they also cut her claws shorter...she won't scratch anything except the carpet and the flat thing my people sits on when he wants to play with the big black and white noise-making thing he calls a piano. The thing he sits on has claw marks in it now because of Kara...I'd never dream of scratching it of course, so it must be her fault. I don't know why people cut our claws; most cats are totally happy to scratch the things our peoples so kindly provide, like couches and bedsheets and odd socks, and people themselves at times, and it's not as if our claws ever hurt us or get in our way. It must be some sort of fashion thing for peoples not to like longer claws. Yvette clipped mine last week, but they're starting to grow again.
Anyway, I think I broke another rule today. As to exactly which rule it is, I don't know because peoples are confusing...but I'm sure there's some rule-breaking involved somewhere. I tipped the food dish over today...spilled it all over the floor, then started playing with the food. It bounces! It rattles! And it's tasty! It's almost better than bellballs! My people has cleaned it up, but it took him awhile to find it all. I kept it in the kitchen because it rolls better on that floor, but oh what a great time I had! Cleaning the floor and getting my food back in the dish is the price he pays for leaving me alone again! Maybe I'll start tracking litter next, making his carpet nice and stinky and sticky and crunchy! One way or another, this ignoring and bad treatment has got to end!
Babycat, your post today was the last straw, and I've done the thing i hoped I wouldn't have to. I have to take a deep breath as i say this because it makes it final somehow, but, Babycat, I'm sending my human over there. Not for you, you understand. in fact, you leave her well alone, you hear? She's mine. I'm sending her to train your people. She's had instructions and she's good at following them when it matters. Just you remember, I'm doing this as a favour to you, so do me the courtesy of not cuddling her and trying to adopt her. If i lose her over this, I'm going to be more than upset. She arrives tomorrow, so will you tell your people? He'll need to make ready for her.
ReplyDeleteTia
I'll tell him. Oh boy, another person to give me belly-tickles and to listen to my little grumble-mews when they're busy with other things! Don't worry, Tia, your huamn will be in good hands. Between my people and I, we'll be sure to charm her and give her lots of belly-tickles too!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget rules are best broken at 3 AM! Good times.
ReplyDeletePoor kitteh. I hope things get better. :)
ReplyDeleteOh Ming, you poor young fella. Your human needs to be taken in hand (paws) and taught that cats must never be ignored, ever. Especially young ones who need reassurance because the world is so huge and confusing. I can see that you are trying very hard to keep his attention, but sometimes a young kitten needs a helping paw and I have heard that Tia is sending in the cavalry in the form of her human.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry little Ming, things will be good. Your human will be brought into line and all will be well.
Whicky Wuudler
I just read about you on Tia's blog and I hope she can help you all make it so everyone is happy! :) You both seem very sweet.
ReplyDeleteHey, Tia's human and Ming's people. Quit doing whatever you're doing, and help your kitties post, OK? We're all dying to know how things are going.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I'd drop by to wave a paw of hello to you Ming and Tia (via your apes of course) Hope all is going well and the training of Ming's person is coming along nicely
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler